From the recording Hometown Feel

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Lyrics

Where There's A Will, There's A Wayne



Ah, let me tell ya a story about a couple of friends of mine.


They met in the principal's office, they were ten years old.
Will lit a cherry bomb and tossed it in the camode.
Wayne was a sittin' there, refusing to confess
For lookin' up the teacher's dress.

From that day forward they were partners in crime
They'll be together for sure, raisin' hell all the time.
They were the best of friends and always gonna be
As thick as thieves

Well....
Where there's a Will, there's a Wayne
Terrorizin' this town, drivin' folks insane.
If you see one runnin', you can bet the others comin'
No doubt they're up to somethin', till their dyin' day
Where there's a Will, there's a Wayne.

When they were sixteen, they did donuts on the courthouse lawn
At twenty three still hadn't grown up, not one bit at all
They took turns takin' the blame, 'cause that's what friends do
Ya but everybody knew


Where there's a Will, there's a Wayne
Terrorizin' this town, drivin folks insane.
If you see one runnin', you can bet the others comin'
No doubt they're up to somethin', till their dyin' day
Where there's a Will, there's a Wayne.

Played baseball with the mailbox, stole the high school mascot
In twenty years you know they'll still be the same
Where there's a Will, there's a Wayne

If you see one runnin', you can bet the others comin'
No doubt they're up to somethin', till their dyin' day
Where there's a Will, there's a Wayne.
Where there's a Will, there's a Wayne.